1. jacknoir:

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    THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

    (via alloftimeandspaceismydivision)

     


  2. Why do girls always feel like they have to apologize for giving an opinion or taking up space in the world? Have you ever noticed that?” Nicole asked. “You go on websites and some girl leaves a post and if it’s longer than three sentences or she’s expressing her thoughts about some topic, she usually ends with, ‘Sorry for the rant’ or ‘That may be dumb, but that’s what I think.
    — Beauty Queens by Libba Bray  (via albinwonderland)

    (Source: luminosiity, via crykovsky)

     


  3. redkiteslongnights:

    all-four-cheekbones:

    whythefuckareyouromeo:

    wtfshiroko:

    Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

    by JoshuaSaundersMusic

    Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

    I imagine this playing in a brutal fight scene, explosions everywhere, smoke and debris flying in slow motion, while the bots charge into battle in absolute horror of what is happening.

    OMG Seth, now I have this beautiful sad stop animation thing playing in my head, and what is this leaking affecting my eyes?

    (via hate-the-endings)

     


  4. deucebowl:

    How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

    (via alloftimeandspaceismydivision)

     


  5. general-gerard:

    daughterofthefandoms:

    gettingahealthybody:

    learnasigo:

    kiodi:

    the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life

    the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.

    Win.

    yeah but guys in scotland can do both i mean

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    that guy has the tiniest nipples i’ve ever seen

    (via sekretlyserket)

     


  6. infinitetransit:

    isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man

    we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men

    (via veryhungryowl)

     


  7. wallylives:

    i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

    (via havetardiswilltravel)

     


  8. goobsohard:

    The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

    (via the-vashta-nerada)

     

  9. dinojay:

    momglarepyrope:

    sbahjification:

    kevinkinky-:

    spook-the-ass:

    this makes me uncomfortable.

    no

    jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

    nO,

    I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

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    (Source: jackle-app, via punziepond)

     


  10. cas-get-into-my-ass:

    himchanspenus:

    Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

    Demons run when a good man goes to war.

    (via punziepond)

     

  11. traceratops:

    trugazi:

    this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

    (Source: spatula, via punziepond)

     

  12. musicalmurderscene:

    Dog: Hello koi!

    Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

    this just makes me happy for some reason.

    (via punziepond)

     


  13. littlemixbutts:

    bodenniss:

    littlemixbutts:

    i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

    well that escalated quickly

    paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

    (Source: barricadeponine, via punziepond)

     

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  15. butterpopsicle:

    Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

    Wake up America

    (via thefunkmightfractureyournose)